the blurb isn't a teaser-it's a fucking summary.įirst half: why i am wholesome and not at all like those other, dirty, slutty gays, disguised as an all-about-the-boy meet cute. How can a short story pack in so much hypocritical sexual politics in so little space? How do you go from casually slut-shaming gay dudes-a particularly common sport in mm, where it would be reviled in mf, naturally-to then idly wondering if your new friend has big muscles and fantasizing about licking him from head to toe while you grind what you have inexplicably decided to call your 'noodle' on his beefcake body? “I can change that.” He started to slowly unbutton his uniform shirt while his thigh continued to rub between my legs.What a grand thing it must be to live your life as an american, cozily ensconced in the judeo-christian morality construct while simultaneously doing exactly as you please like everyone else. “You’re still in uniform.” I nervously licked my bottom lip and watched as his eyes tracked my tongue’s movement. From there these two get down and dirty with a fun twist. Once there, Officer Hendricks confronts Conrad for skipping out.

The cop finds out where Conrad lives and goes to his house to confront him.

She was so adorable, you’d never suspect that beneath all of that cuteness there was a manipulative mastermind preparing for galactic domination. Leia turns out to be a doggo and her role in this is quite hilarious, which mainly consists of Conrad speaking for her. “You have no idea what it’s like in that type of situation on the front line, survival instincts kick in, and mine screamed, ‘hit the gas, motherfucker!’”Ĭonrad keeps talking to someone named Leia. I really liked it! Conrad gets pulled over and decides to take off instead of getting a ticket. This little story is so cute! It's also quite funny and sexy. “When the officer approached the window, he said ‘Papers’ and before he could finish, I shouted, ‘Scissors! I win,’ and drove off.”

Dirty Cop by Kyle Adams